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Must keep this short this week, can only afford to take a few minutes out of my intense training regime! Am in the final training crunch before tonight’s “Stand Up & Bite Me” contest! Have participated (with varying degrees of … Continue reading →

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: O’Neill Children Finally Return to School Toronto, Ontario. September, 2009. After what appeared to be the longest summer in recorded history, Tom & Madeleine O’Neill have, at last, returned to school.  Their exhausted parents heaved a sigh … Continue reading →

I was talking to another comic at an open mic recently.  He had just got his permit to work in the U.S., so I asked him what he had to do to get it.  Most of what he said made … Continue reading →

I like to think that though I’m a bit older than my comedy peers, I get along with everyone, regardless of age – younger, older – doesn’t matter. I am aware that I shouldn’t wear short skirts and toe rings … Continue reading →

I don’t think it’s just me, but hasn’t this been a strange (frickin’) summer so far, kids? Maybe it is just me… between the unbelievably cold weather (wtf?) and the never-ending garbage/city strike here in Toronto (my son’s camp was … Continue reading →